My butt is getting bigger. It isn't just my stomach region. Nathan confirmed this yesterday. Several times, actually. For this, he is still being punished.
I have given up on cultivating outer beauty and I shall focus on Inner Beauty.
1. Gracefully ignore Nathan's clothes that are always on the floor and the dishes that never seem to make it into the dishwasher. Bitterness shall not take root.
2. Empathize with Ethan's extremely powerful emotions on not getting what he wants instead of rolling my eyes and walking away.
3. Not stare at people's crooked teeth and inside my head call them snaggletooth.
That ought to do it.